crazy java joe

Welcome to my site!

I'll mainly use this site to post lots of favorite pictures of my friends and family. I'll try to pick out the most flattering ones, but no guarantees!

I'm also going to use this web site to express myself. I'll have a page with my opinions on current events, and another page where I'll put reviews of the movies I see and books I read. I might also include a page that has some of my own original writing or artwork.

I'll update this site frequently, so make sure to check back.

explaination for the weird fuckin name:

crazy- if you know me you know im a fuckin wako who loves to cuss and have fun, i have that mental capacity to find other words to replace fuck, but the point is put acrost alot better with fuck than with another less offensive word.

java joe- coffee!!! i love it, i started drinking it in the 5th grade and i still havent seen the results of the chemical thats supposed to stunt my growth.

FUKIN ROCK ON PEOPLE!!!

UPDATE: latest weird invention going through my head: self lighting cigaretts my compliments to a certain person who got me started on this, and no i havent let it go yet.

so to make a self lighting cigarett you need a catalyst, the person who started me on this said you could probally use nitrogliserate ( i apologize for my spelling) and titanium but he quickly scratched that because he didnt want the cig to blow up on him. we have these cool ice packs and heat packs that you just shake or crack to get them started and i think if you got chemicals similar to the heating packs and made it so when you hit the tip of the cig it would light (by the chemicals mixing together) it may work. i was, there for a while, stuck on using the natural vaccume sytem called sucking but then the end of the cig would have to be vaccume tight so no oxygen could get to it before you sucked on the end to get oxygen to enter. so all you big bad ciggaret companies get started on that and i'll start smoking - lol kidding. i look like an ass when i try to smoke, some what because most the time i only wnat a few real puffs off of it so i take them and just suck the rest, you know suck in so it burns down but not really smoke it, and then theres the fact that every time i try to ash it i either kill it or drop it- lol. im used to just bumming a few drags off of a friends, so as not to waste their cigs- i dont buy my own.

yet again i apologize for all misspelled words and missing punctuation-lol

so anyone who has thoughts on that ciggaret thing email me at: fireflirt89@hotmail.com or livewith_noregrets707@hotmail.com

i check the first one more often even though i like the other ones name better. ne who send me any opinions on anything, make fun of me for my spelling, i dont care its a fuckin free country the point is write me i like emails even negative ones. recieving them makes me feel like its my b-day~lol so fuckin write me!! i'll post the good ones and make fun of all the negative one or just argue with them....

heres a few subjects for you:

1) is usa really a free country

2) legalization of pot

3) legalization of prostitution

4) sex ( i dont care who you are thats a fuckin good topic)

5)good music - i love descovering new bands the latest one of mine is sweet afton - the drummer signed acrost my boobs on my wife beater at the taste of chaos concert- only its not like it sounds- i wasnt wearing it- he put "the drummer was here" and had to ask for the spelling of drummer. the gautarist is hot and the lead singer sounds like a choir boy- but the lyrics are good, the lead singer gains an edge and theyll go far. yeah so this is a good topic introduce bands to me!!!

remember you ppl fuckin rock and you love to type emails to total strangers with websites- lol

so .... its like 1:00am and im exagerating with the time but yesterday was the day after my 16th b-day and i was up till 5:00 and didnt get to sleep long and last night i was up till twelve and tonights a school night and tomarrow i have to pick up ppl for school since i can offically drive now.... so im fuckin tired and im telling you my life story... so yeah umm by dick heads- lol jk